Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

 

[Profpointy]

On the other hand, some highly intelligent people are rubbish at maths.

Whilst maths isn't the be all and end all of intelligence I might wonder if people who are genuinely rubbish at maths might be "intelligent sounding" rather than per se intelligent; in some cases bullshiters like many of our political classes

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Whilst maths isn't the be all and end all of intelligence I might wonder if people who are genuinely rubbish at maths might be "intelligent sounding" rather than per se intelligent; in some cases bullshiters like many of our political classes

Not the sort you can count on then.

 

[DaveReading]

Whilst maths isn't the be all and end all of intelligence I might wonder if people who are genuinely rubbish at maths might be "intelligent sounding" rather than per se intelligent; in some cases bullshiters like many of our political classes

Fair point. My statement didn't preclude that possibility.

 

[tyred]

 

[Seevio]

"Hello, we have discovered two types of lymphomas and would like to register them."

"OK, tell me your names please."

"Dr. Hodgkins"

"OK, so Hodgkins lymphoma. And the second doctor's name please."

"Dr. Ottovordemgentschenfelde."

"OK. Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma. Done."

 

[Cavalol]

The singer of Mambo No.5's real name is David Lubega Balemezi.


This means that his stage name, Lou Bega, is just a little bit of moniker.

 

[tyred]

 

[AndyRM]

The singer of Mambo No.5's real name is David Lubega Balemezi.


This means that his stage name, Lou Bega, is just a little bit of moniker.

Your coat, sir.

 

[flopner]

My parents said “we gotta have a gun”

“we gotta have a gun to protect our 5 children”

“we gotta have a gun to protect our 5 children”

Of course they eventually got rid of it

To protect their 4 children

 

[tyred]

I made myself a new barbeque all ready for summer. I can't wait to try it out.

 

[newfhouse]

 

[newfhouse]

 

[newfhouse]

 

[Toshiba Boy]