Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

I must have misheard the story about Grandpa and thought he was a war hero.

Turns out he was hit by the number 12 bus and killed in Acton.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[flopner]

When I was a teenager me and some friends got arrested for vandalizing a graveyard

$10,000 dollars in damages

But we got a great lawyer

He got the charges reduced to Trespassing and Necrophilia

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

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[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

 

[mistyoptic]

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looks more like a snowboard to me...

 

[tyred]

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

looks more like a snowboard to me...

Could be, could be, the side on profile is a bit ambiguous though to be fair. 😆

 

[Andy in Germany]

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This reminds me of the farm I used to work near; it had a Texel ram which was basically a square of muscle on four legs; it didn't bleat as much as growl. It probably had wire wool.

It may have had natural enemies; once.

 

[Profpointy]

cut the key underwater cables.

Back in the day, I worked for AT&T, the development arm that later became Lucent rather the than the telco itself, and the software source code was on servers in Bell Labs near Chicago. We got cut off for a few days supposedly because a trawler had dredged up a cable from UK to the Netherlands which was the first leg.

 

[postman]

A propeller on a plane is actually a fan.When it stops you can see the pilot sweating.

 

[postman]

Back from the Doctors.I was worried about the weight i have put on during my holiday and my diabetes scores.She said dont eat anything fatty.I said like burgers sausage.No just dont eat anything,fatty.

 

[tyred]