Any good jokes ... ?

[sheddy]

A Home Secretary drove past a speed camera…

 

[morrisman]

There should be a 60ft tall statue of Michael Elphick in his birthplace of Chichester. It would be a huge Boon for the city.

 

[Jameshow]

A Home Secretary drove past a speed camera…

It was a private speed camera.....!

 

[tyred]

 

[cyberknight]

 

[cyberknight]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

The man who invented Velcro died yesterday.

RIP

 

[Seevio]

Her: Undress me with your words.
Me: Your bra has a spider in it.

 

[sheddy]

 

[sheddy]

Obviously Holy Water is on a higher tariff

 

[Jameshow]

Methodists and Baptist's will give a cheaper tariff!

 

[tyred]

 

[Salty seadog]

Those of us with mahoosive great screens found it very funny

Now you're just flaunting your decadence.

If I could retire at 35 then I would do also..... ❤️

 

[newfhouse]

 

[Nibor]

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Powergen also used to have an italian site with similar comedy results