Any good jokes ... ?

[Alex321]

Edited to make more sense

I did wonder

 

[NorthernDave]

I've just passed the home of the first ever dental hygienist - a plaque has been removed in their honour.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Threevok]

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and I thought he was just bike curious

 

[Chromatic]

Someone in Russia: Do you need any help with your victory parade today Mr Putin?

Putin: No tanks.

 

[Jameshow]

My wife said we have too many bikes in the garage.....

I replied which of the kids bikes should I sell ?!!!!

 

[Cavalol]

#9; Utter cock-comble!?
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I hope there's one for the absolute (swear words) who leave their fog lights on all the time!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Not so much a joke as a statement of opinion (fact) I suppose.

 

[Cavalol]

My wife got hurt after annoying the marsupials on our trip to a Malaysian zoo.
Kuala Lumpur?
No, a kangaroo kicked her up the ar*e.

 

[Profpointy]

My wife got hurt after annoying the marsupials on our trip to a Malaysian zoo.
Kuala Lumpur?
No, a kangaroo kicked her up the ar*e.

Brilliant ! A double like for the sheer joy and poetry of that one

 

[tyred]

 

[oldwheels]

Don’t know where I picked this up. Hope it was not here.

 

[morrisman]

I have to say Frank Sinatra’s Bird Sanctuary was a massive disappointment. No flamingos, no pelicans, not even any toucans.
Egrets? He had a few

 

[raleighnut]

I have to say Frank Sinatra’s Bird Sanctuary was a massive disappointment. No flamingos, no pelicans, not even any toucans.
Egrets? He had a few

Too few to mention

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Album cover of the week.