Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

In parts of Wales, Swedish groups are banned if the space between their hands and forearms is too broad.

Sounds crazy, I know, but that's Abba wrist width for you.

 

[JtB]

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… and it’s signed by their Queen.

 

[Andy in Germany]

… and it’s signed by their Queen.

Oh, very good sirrah, very good indeed.

 

[Cavalol]

If you chop a horse in two, and then bang both halves together, it sounds just like someone riding a coconut.

 

[tyred]

 

[Andy in Germany]

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It's the unnecessary overuse of exclamation marks that would get me.

 

[tyred]

It's the unnecessary overuse of exclamation marks that would get me.

Really!

 

[colly]

" The suggestion went down like a lead balloon "

How'd the balloon get up there in the first place?

 

[Arjimlad]

" The suggestion went down like a lead balloon "

How'd the balloon get up there in the first place?

Never understood that, a lead balloon goes down very quickly

 

[newts]

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

It's the unnecessary overuse of exclamation marks that would get me.

You are not Keith Oates AICMFP.

 

[Andy in Germany]

You are not Keith Oates AICMFP.

Who?

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Who?

He was on here a while back, I can't seem to find his posts so I wonder if he's left. Basically he would put loads of exclamation marks at the end of everything he posted.

A bit like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe you had to be there :-)

Edit: like this https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/ping-keith-oates.10198/

 

[Regular.Cyclist]