Any good jokes ... ?

[Mad Doug Biker]

You want a joke?

... My bank account! ☺️

 

[srj10]

I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes.
It's only a draft at the moment.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[postman]

I joined a fitness club in Headingley today.Three hours i was there.Used two machines the people seem really nice.Mind you the coffee machine was popular and ran out of lattes and there were no KitKats in the chocolate machine.

 

[tyred]

 

[flopner]

Training Ride.

 

[Cavalol]

The Arabian inventor of the bullet proof vehicle died today.
R.I.P Ahmed Carr.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[slow scot]

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Poetical!

 

[PeteXXX]

Not actually a joke, but it is really 😂

 

[Chris S]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

I made a lamb curry yesterday, but apparently they only eat grass.

 

[tyred]

When I was young, I used to think USB was the country next door to the USA.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]