Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[JtB]

Works for me.

 

[Slick]

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Works for me.

If I didn't hear you the first time I usually take my specs off to hear you better, works for me.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

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Ah yes, I remember that, it was complete with a poignant poem about how the bear's family lived on the iceberg, or something like that.

 

[srj10]

I quit scuba diving after one lesson, deep down I knew it wasn't for me.

 

[NorthernDave]

A visual joke, just for today...

 

[All uphill]

A visual joke, just for today...

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Where's the bottle of 1970s aftershave?

 

[slow scot]

A visual joke, just for today...

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Cave Idus Martias.
(Beware the Ides of March)

 

[Cavalol]

Say what you like about the NHS, but at least they removed that mole from my ar*e. Unlike the RSPCA who said they'd prosecute me if I did it again.

 

[srj10]

I've never had a meal from KFC but it's on my bucket list.

 

[Profpointy]

A visual joke, just for today...

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Infamy, infamy ... they've all got it in-fa-me

 

[Gillstay]

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That is a great poem !

 

[Chris S]

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The headband makes it look more like Dire Straits.

 

[Chris S]