Any good jokes ... ?

[Mad Doug Biker]

What do lighthouses and lesbians have in common??

They both keep away Seamen.






... Ok, so the spelling doesn't quite work there.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

 

[betty swollocks]

When Billy Joel returned home, his laundry was still wet.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Arjimlad]

When Billy Joel returned home, his laundry was still wet.

Taking me a little while to work this one out, but I am sure it is very good...

 

[Alex321]

Taking me a little while to work this one out, but I am sure it is very good...

Think of his song titles

 

[T4tomo]

Taking me a little while to work this one out, but I am sure it is very good...

trust me its not....

 

[DaveReading]

Think of his song titles

"I need a new tumble-dryer" is amongst his very best.

 

[T4tomo]

"I need a new tumble-dryer" is amongst his very best.

I prefer "hanging your washing up town girl"

 

[Arjimlad]

Think of his song titles

Did he forget to start the dryer?

 

[Alex321]

Did he forget to start the dryer?

Something along those lines

 

[Chislenko]

Did he forget to start the dryer?

I know nothing about Billy Joel and this thread has me in a bit of a spin.