Any good jokes ... ?
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mistyoptic
Vintage
- Location
- A parallel reality
Shouldn’t be out in the field then. Stay indoors because of avian flu
craigwend
Grimpeur des terrains plats
and cow pats
Be able to grow the mushrooms then…
They're over there!! >>>>>
A fishmonger paints a sign above his stall which reads "Fresh fish on sale here."
A man walks up and says you don't need to have "here" on your sign as you don't sell them anywhere else. The fishmonger paints over the "here."
Another passers-by points out that the "on sale" is superfluous as he isn't going to give the fish away. The "on sale" is covered over.
Someone else then points out that the "Fresh" isn't necessary as nobody is going to sell rotten fish so the "Fresh" is removed.
Another guy walks past and looks at the sign and says that the "fish" isn't required as you can smell the fish from the bottom of the street.
The fishmonger pours the tin of paint over the guy's head.
A man walks up and says you don't need to have "here" on your sign as you don't sell them anywhere else. The fishmonger paints over the "here."
Another passers-by points out that the "on sale" is superfluous as he isn't going to give the fish away. The "on sale" is covered over.
Someone else then points out that the "Fresh" isn't necessary as nobody is going to sell rotten fish so the "Fresh" is removed.
Another guy walks past and looks at the sign and says that the "fish" isn't required as you can smell the fish from the bottom of the street.
The fishmonger pours the tin of paint over the guy's head.
Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
My Great Grandad was in the trenches in the First World War. He was a victim to pepper spray and mustard gas. We always knew he was a seasoned veteran....
I’ve got a real problem with next door's German Shepherd. As bold as brass, he keeps getting into our front and back garden and doing massive dumps on the lawn.
I’ve tried shooing him away and spraying water at him, but he thinks it’s a game.
To add insult to injury, the other day he brought his dog with him as well!
I’ve tried shooing him away and spraying water at him, but he thinks it’s a game.
To add insult to injury, the other day he brought his dog with him as well!
DRM
Guru
- Location
- West Yorks
Man talking to his mate in the pub,
Every time I sneeze I become hugely aroused says the man,
what are you taking for that replies his mate,
Pepper replies the man
Every time I sneeze I become hugely aroused says the man,
what are you taking for that replies his mate,
Pepper replies the man
betty swollocks
large member
My friend James just dug out a huge pond in his garden, but it was taking ages to fill, as he only had one hosepipe. So I bought him another.
It was double hose heaven for James’ Pond.
It was double hose heaven for James’ Pond.
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
