Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[betty swollocks]

Spare a sympathetic thought this coming Sunday morning, for male spoonerism enthusiasts.

 

[Chris S]

A man walks into a bakery and asks for a green sliced loaf.

"I'm sorry, it's Thursday we've only got blue ones."

"It's alright, I'm on my motorbike."

I'm really trying to see what this is about ... ?

Something to do with Warburtons? Their green sliced loaf is extra thick, the blue one is medium. I can't see what this has to do with motorbikes though. Thick bikers maybe?

 

[Alex321]

Something to do with Warburtons? Their green sliced loaf is extra thick, the blue one is medium. I can't see what this has to do with motorbikes though. Thick bikers maybe?

If so, that is fairly esoteric knowledge for deciphering a joke

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Andy in Germany]

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I'll send that to my son, who is a vegan but has a meat eaters sense of humour.

An acquaintance who was a farmer would shoot rabbits and was once criticised by a city dweller for "torturing" them (preparing them post mortem to eat). Said City dweller demanded to know why he didn't "eat sausages like normal people"

 

[NorthernDave]

I look after plant pots and hanging baskets for celebrities, which means I tend to shrub holders with the rich and famous.

 

[colly]

A man walks into a bakery and asks for a green sliced loaf.

"I'm sorry, it's Thursday we've only got blue ones."

"It's alright, I'm on my motorbike."

Could be wrong but it has all the elements of a classic surrealist joke

😂😂😂

 

[Scaleyback]

Could be wrong but it has all the elements of a classic surrealist joke

😂😂😂

Many thank for your explanation @colly but I'm even more confused now.

 

[DRM]

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Reminds me, Watership Down…..You’ve read the book, seen the film, now eat the pie!

 

[Dave7]

I have a pair of Sooty and Sweep puppets if anyone wants them.
I don't want any money, I just want them off my hands.

 

[T4tomo]

Could be wrong but it has all the elements of a classic surrealist joke

😂😂😂

Indeed. Similar one I was told years ago...

A man walks into a bakery and asks for an elephant bollocks sandwich .

"I'm sorry mate, we've run out of bread."

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Could be wrong but it has all the elements of a classic surrealist joke

😂😂😂

What's the difference between a duck?

One of it's legs are both the same.

 

[Andy in Germany]

 

[Cavalol]

I've just got a job working in a full-size cuckoo clock. It's not great, but it gets me out of the house.