Any good jokes ... ?
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cyberknight
As long as I breathe, I attack.
- Location
- Land of confusion
craigwend
Grimpeur des terrains plats
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
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mistyoptic
Vintage
- Location
- A parallel reality
craigwend
Grimpeur des terrains plats
Scotland the most moral team in football should be applauded for their recent brave stand against tyranny.
This time, the brave Jocks have ceded their place in the finals to Ukraine (if they beat Wales) because of the war there - oh yeah, there's the Qatar boycott as well.
In 2018, in protest at Russian aggression against Ukraine, they boycotted the finals there.
In 2014, in protest at deforestation of the Amazon, they boycotted the finals in Brazil.
In 2010, uncomfortable with continued inequality in South Africa, those finals were boycotted.
In 2006, still angry about them bombing Shugie's Gran's chippy in Clydebank, they boycotted the finals in Germany.
In 2002, as part of a campaign for a peaceful resolution of the Dokdo Islands dispute, they boycotted the finals in Japan and Korea.
I know that there is widespread disapproval in Scotland of the unfair USMCA deal that replaced NAFTA. If this is not addressed in the next four years, they will boycott the US-Canada-Mexico finals in 2026.
I hope a decent country can host the 2030 World Cup so Scotland can attend.
But let's applaud their strong moral stance over the last 20 years...
This time, the brave Jocks have ceded their place in the finals to Ukraine (if they beat Wales) because of the war there - oh yeah, there's the Qatar boycott as well.
In 2018, in protest at Russian aggression against Ukraine, they boycotted the finals there.
In 2014, in protest at deforestation of the Amazon, they boycotted the finals in Brazil.
In 2010, uncomfortable with continued inequality in South Africa, those finals were boycotted.
In 2006, still angry about them bombing Shugie's Gran's chippy in Clydebank, they boycotted the finals in Germany.
In 2002, as part of a campaign for a peaceful resolution of the Dokdo Islands dispute, they boycotted the finals in Japan and Korea.
I know that there is widespread disapproval in Scotland of the unfair USMCA deal that replaced NAFTA. If this is not addressed in the next four years, they will boycott the US-Canada-Mexico finals in 2026.
I hope a decent country can host the 2030 World Cup so Scotland can attend.
But let's applaud their strong moral stance over the last 20 years...
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Not sure about the authenticity of the joke’s source, but the content is amusing.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
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cyberknight
As long as I breathe, I attack.
- Location
- Land of confusion
i dont get it either , i used a 10 foot bargepole
.. i apologise i think it was a cross post reply 
