Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Salty seadog]

Chain looks... Rusty

Hard to tell from the pics wether it's slack or not but I think we can assume it is.

 

[markemark]

I’m Buzz Aldrin. Second man on the moon.

Neil before me.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Welcome to Assumption Club, I think we all know why we are here.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Seevio]

Time Travel Guide: When we go back, do not do anything that causes consequences.
Me: Ok
Time Travel Guide: So no riding dinosaurs.
Me: Got it. Only ride one dinosaur.
Time Travel Guide: NO! Absolutely zero dinosaurs are to be ridden.
Me: Oh. ok then.
Time Travel Guide: ...
Me: ...
Time Travel Guide: You still have that massive saddle with you.
Me: It's for something else.

 

[CharlesF]

My friend Jack says he can communicate with plants.

Jack and beans talk.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

My new girlfriend and I were travelling to meet my parents, when she got a flat tyre I called my mum and said 'Sorry, we're going to be late, my girlfriend's got a puncture'.
'Oh, FFS', she replied, 'I thought you had a real one this time'.