Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Tonight I'm going to watch that film about the guy who refused to add extra body kit to his car.

*No spoilers, please.

 

[Arjimlad]

ARF!

 

[Chromatic]

I was cooking earlier and I burnt my Hawaiian pizza, I think I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.

 

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

Last week I went to Blackpool and decided to go on a donkey....... it took me 3 days to get there

 

[PaulB]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Speicher]

Last week I went to Blackpool and decided to go on a donkey....... it took me 3 days to get there

I took a train to Blackpool.

Northwest Rail say they want it back please.

 

[Cavalol]

Female judge to Boris Becker: I sentence you to two and half years.
Boris Becker: How many months is that?
Female judge: 30, love.

 

[morrisman]

ARF!

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Once it was started did you take it for a spin

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Dayvo]

Once it was started did you take it for a spin

Hope he didn’t take a tumble.

 

[Domus]

It will all come out in the wash.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Be careful if you sell it - don't want to get done for money laundering