Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Seevio]

Interviewer: How would you describe yourself?
Me: Verbally, but I also have a dance prepared...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[NorthernDave]

View attachment 638740 Update - Dave was made redundant in a bid to cut costs and improve efficiency...

Speaking as a Dave, that is uncannily accurate.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[GetFatty]

 

[Mr Celine]

Me: Once I was swimming in the sea and a pod of whales showed up and swam alongside me. The feeling. Pure happiness.
Friend: *nodding* Endorphins.
Me: No, just whales.

[Cetacean needed ]

 

[Chris S]

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That was true 40 years ago. It now seems to be grey all year round with a few weeks of sun in 'summer' and an odd week of snow in 'winter'. We don't seem to have four distinct seasons any more.

 

[rvw]

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My late lamented father's version: "To err is human, but to mess* it up properly you need a computer."

(*Other four-letter verbs can be substituted here.)

 

[aferris2]

 

[tyred]

 

[oldfatfool]

That was true 40 years ago. It now seems to be grey all year round with a few weeks of sun in 'summer' and an odd week of snow in 'winter'. We don't seem to have four distinct seasons any more.

What's the difference between winter and summer in the UK?

Answer: the spelling