Any good jokes ... ?

[newts]

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Just phishing

 

[PaulB]

I asked the guy on the fast-food van in Newcastle for a frankfurter and was disappointed to be handed a picture of Sinatra.

 

[Dave7]

I asked the guy on the fast-food van in Newcastle for a frankfurter and was disappointed to be handed a picture of Sinatra.

You will have to give me a clue on that one.

 

[Chris S]

I asked the guy on the fast-food van in Newcastle for a frankfurter and was disappointed to be handed a picture of Sinatra.

You will have to give me a clue on that one.

frankfurter - frank photo

 

[Dayvo]

frankfurter - frank photo

In a Geordie accent, like, mon.

 

[PaulB]

frankfurter - frank photo

Please don't do that. A joke stands or falls on its own. Once it's explained, it's totally worthless.

 

[oldfatfool]

In a Geordie accent, like, mon.

y i or Jamaican if you prefer, mon

 

[NorthernDave]

Please don't do that. A joke stands or falls on its own. Once it's explained, it's totally worthless.

As someone (Vic Reeves?) once said "Comedy is like a frog. You can dissect it, but it dies"

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[srj10]

Doctor: I'm afraid your DNA is backwards
Patient: And?

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Andy in Germany]

You will have to give me a clue on that one.

Glad I wasn't the only one.

 

[AndyRM]

Glad I wasn't the only one.

You're not alone. I live in Newcastle and didn't get it.

 

[Andy_R]

Bloke goes into a hairdressers in Ashington and asks for a perm...

"Ah wanderered lernley as a clood", replied the hairdresser...

 

[Alex321]

Please don't do that. A joke stands or falls on its own. Once it's explained, it's totally worthless.

So he should have just been rude and left the one asking for an explanation without it?