wheresthetorch
Dreaming of Celeste
- Location
- West Sussex
An Imam, a Priest and a Rabbit walk into a blood donor session.
"I'm a Type O," said the Rabbit.
Any good jokes ... ?
- Thread starter cisamcgu
- Start date
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"I'm a Type O," said the Rabbit.
mistyoptic
Vintage
- Location
- A parallel reality
The man who invented the Tupperware has died.
His funeral was delayed by an hour, as they couldn't find the right lid for his coffin.
His funeral was delayed by an hour, as they couldn't find the right lid for his coffin.
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
I think they would be more bothered about gang warfare, self-harm and under-age sex (Romeo and Juliet)
Profpointy
Legendary Member
A boss of mine almost did something like that. To be fair the ladder was the right side of the cut; the guy wasn't stupid. However when the weight of the cut branch came off the bit the ladder was resting against pinged up ... above the top of the ladder. He managed to grab the branch with one arm, and chainsaw in the other and teetered for a bit but got away with it
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Tribansman
Veteran
betty swollocks
large member
Due to the rapid increase in cyclists using electric bikes, engineers in Yorkshire have developed a patchless repair glue for easier puncture repairs. They’re calling it E-Bike Gum.
cyberknight
As long as I breathe, I attack.
- Location
- Land of confusion
what will they do when the have a puncture and cant fix it , wait for the ay ay ?
