Any good jokes ... ?

[Moon bunny]

Why are the pyramids in Egypt?
Because they’re too big to get into the British Museum.

 

[Tribansman]

I hope no-one there gets violint...

If it does, the big lad will turn up and say, 'Cello 'ello 'ello, woss goin' on 'ere then?'

 

[Dayvo]

If it does, the big lad will turn up and say, 'Cello 'ello 'ello, woss goin' on 'ere then?'

You can Count on Bass(ie).

 

[tyred]

The Beetles

 

[newfhouse]

The Beetles
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The blue one should be driving on its wheel rims.

 

[Tenkaykev]

The blue one should be driving on its wheel rims.

Bravo sir! 👍

 

[tyred]

Perhaps I should have posted the picture of the Beetles in the bad parking thread🤔

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Perhaps I should have posted the picture of the Beetles in the bad parking thread🤔

Go for it! 😁

 

[morrisman]

Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid cricketers. Unfortunately, all the Swiss League records were destroyed in a fire and so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

 

[wheresthetorch]

Did you know that Charles Dickens' A Tale of Two Cities was first serialised in two newspapers?

It was the Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.

 

[tyred]

 

[Seevio]

Remember, they're only oligarchs if they come from the Oligopoly area of Eastern Europe. Otherwise they're just sparkling billionaires.

 

[mistyoptic]

Remember, they're only oligarchs if they come from the Oligopoly area of Eastern Europe. Otherwise they're just sparkling billionaires.

Do they have to have a hotel on Mayfair, and can they be sent straight to jail without passing Go?

 

[Arjimlad]

Just heard my friend's rather unwell after drinking a whole bottle of invisible ink yesterday..


He's at A&E waiting to be seen.

 

[Dirk]