Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Seevio]

What with rising fuel prices, one of the oil companies have announced that they can make petrol from insect urine.

I think it's B.P.

 

[Dave7]

Police have discovered 50 drums of petrol on a ship sailing from Colombia.
Street value is over €7Million.
They were concealed under 3 ton of Cocaine .

 

[Andy_R]

Brian and George are in the pub.
Brian says ‘I think that my wife is dead.’
‘Oh, why do you think that?’ asks George
‘Well, the sex is still the same, but the washing-up is piling up in the sink and I don't have any clean socks.’

 

[Andy_R]

Rolling Stones new tour bus unveiled:

 

[Dirk]

A modern take......

The Grand Old Duke of York
He had 12 million quid
He gave it to someone he didn't know
For something he never did

 

[roadrash]

@Dirk
The grand old duke of york
He had ten thousand men
He also had some underage girls
But he cant remember them

 

[Andy_R]

The world's most expensive photograph...

 

[tyred]

 

[Cathryn]

We had a joke competition at school today.

Knock knock

Who’s there

Aididap

Aididap who?

 

[Cavalol]

I thought I'd overcome my addiction to Whitesnake, but here I go again.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Cathryn]

Why are fish so intelligent?

They live in schools

 

[Cathryn]

Why do hairdressers always get to work on time?

They know all the short cuts