Snow White,Tom Thumb and Quasimodo were having lunch together.Did you notice that the Guinness Book of Records people are at the Town Hall.Snow White they say you are the most beautiful woman in the world,Tom you are the smallest and me with my back my arm my legs my face well i could be the official ugliest man in the world.Lets go.So Snow White goes first,one hour later she comes out beaming and carrying a framed certificate,its true she said i am.Next in was Tom Thumb well he was back in thirty mins beaming just like Snow White holding a framed certificate,look he says proudly i am the worlds smallest person.In goes ugly Quasimodo hes back inside fifteen mins crying,no smile no certificate,Quasi what happened,i dont know but who the hell is bloody Postman.