Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

After winning the klepto archery tournament, I took a well-deserved bow.

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Good dog.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Cavalol]

These 3D televisions are so life like. I fell asleep during the Liverpool game and when I woke up, my wallet had gone.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

The record royalties were dropping off, so the 4 of them decided to diversify into truck body building

Spotted today, as l headed out of York, towards the A64


EDIT; Tuesday 1st @ 08:46
It's not just a sticker, or amended name-plate
https://www.abbacommercials.com/about-abba/

 

[Cavalol]

Got home from work to find my kids have been on eBay all day.

If they're still there tomorrow, I'll lower the price.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[newfhouse]

Good dog.

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Is that a Siberian dog?
Yes, he is now.

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[mikeIow]

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Cavalol]

I went to Liverpool when it was the European city of culture, I came out the exhibition to find my car up on books.