Any good jokes ... ?

[Dayvo]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[srj10]

Sneezed on my toast this morning. I can't believe it, snot butter.

 

[Seevio]

I applied for a job at wordle. They asked for five letters of recommendation.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

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Well that's one ad campaign in the bin.............

 

[tyred]

 

[AndyRM]

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The Fargo.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I liked this one. I know I'm repeating

The Dali Lama gives him £10 for a £5 pizza and waits for a fiver back.

It isn't forthcoming so he asks, "Where is my change?"

The pizza server says, "Change must come from within"

 

[tyred]

 

[roadrash]

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IKEA !!!

 

[KnittyNorah]

IKEA !!!

Or rather,
I, KEA!

 

[postman]

in support of the Ukrainian people ,i am not going to play russian roulette.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[postman]

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wonderul when i wer a kid i loved hearing the lunchtime pips.