Any good jokes ... ?
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roadrash
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betty swollocks
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Jesus, Moses and an old man were playing golf one day. They had to hit their tee shot over a lake and on to the green. Jesus played first and he hit his shot into the lake. Disappointed, he walked across the water of the lake, levitated the ball and pitched up onto the green.
Moses played second and he too hit the ball into the lake. He strolled down to the lakes edge, parted the water so that he could walk across the bed of the lake to pitch up to the green.
The old man was next and his shot was heading for the water too, but before the ball disappeared into the depths a fish jumped out of the lake and caught the ball in its mouth. Then from the skies an eagle caught the fish and started to fly off with it. The eagle flew over the green and the ball dropped out of the mouth of the fish, onto the green, into the hole.
Jesus looked at the old man, “C'mon Dad, play fair.”
Moses played second and he too hit the ball into the lake. He strolled down to the lakes edge, parted the water so that he could walk across the bed of the lake to pitch up to the green.
The old man was next and his shot was heading for the water too, but before the ball disappeared into the depths a fish jumped out of the lake and caught the ball in its mouth. Then from the skies an eagle caught the fish and started to fly off with it. The eagle flew over the green and the ball dropped out of the mouth of the fish, onto the green, into the hole.
Jesus looked at the old man, “C'mon Dad, play fair.”
Toshiba Boy
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Dayvo
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- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
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- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Dayvo
just passin' through
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- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
ClichéGuevara
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roadrash
cycle chatterer
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- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
Dayvo
just passin' through
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- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
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- Over the Hill
Dayvo
just passin' through
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- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Nah, I’ll start with banana.
