Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

Spoiler: NSFW or Home

A Frenchman, an Italian and a Yorkshireman are having an argument about who makes the best lovers.

The Frenchman said, "I made my wife orgasm so hard last night she floated a foot off the bed."

The Italian, not to be outdone, replied, "I made my wife orgasm so hard last night she floated TWO foot off the bed."

"That's nothing," the Yorkshireman replies, "When I wipe my willy on the curtains she hits the roof!"

 

[morrisman]

I have just got over my addiction to marshmallows, nuts and chocolate.
Must admit it was a rocky road.

 

[tyred]

 

[Smokin Joe]

 

[morrisman]

Not enough 90s pop acts are kidnapped these days. I’ve taken Steps to rectify this

 

[Dayvo]

 

[postman]

Virgin media was out all day yesterday.No telly no phones no mobile no internet.It seems I have been married 31 years have two kids and this women also likes,cycling.

 

[tyred]

 

[Scaleyback]

Boris gets his booster jab

Boris gets his jab

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.
Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times:
"American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the Canadians".
One week later, the British authorities reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in North Yorkshire, Jack Arkwright, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely f*** all.
Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had already gone wireless"

Just makes you proud to be British, doesn't it?

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Dayvo]

 

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