Any good jokes ... ?

[Dirk]

Last night I was playing scrabble with 80’s legend Midge Ure from Ultravox.

It was a great game and I was just left with four letters, I struggled to come up with something

It meant nothing to me

O V N R

 

[betty swollocks]

I'm leaving Fido to read this by himself:-

 

[Moon bunny]

The worst thing about smacking naughty children in a busy supermarket is not knowing if their parents are going to come into that aisle.

 

[bagpuss]

A friend started drinking brake fluid, but he says it's OK as he can stop any time he wants to.

 

[Moon bunny]

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dunap
Dunap who?
So have I, can I borrow some toilet paper?

 

[PeteXXX]

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dunap
Dunap who?
So have I, can I borrow some toilet paper?

Wasn't that first published in The Beano c1963?

 

[tyred]

Proof that plumbers work around the clock.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Chris S]

I asked my parrot if he had been affected by lockdown.
He looked back at me from his cage and said, "Are you being serious?"

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Chromatic]

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I've got a coaster with that on it.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[betty swollocks]

Just how hot is her cuppa?

 

[morrisman]

Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill.
It's a little fit bunny!

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Does anyone remember the chiropractor joke that was posted about a week back?