Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

To pass the time last night, my wife and I were competing to see who could do the best black country accent. She won hands down, which
just goes to show, the female of the species is more Dudley than the male.

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

My son wants a talking parrot for Christmas, but I can't afford one so I'm getting the next best thing.
A woodpecker that knows Morse code.

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Seevio]

Global warming wasn't a thing when we were still sacrificing virgins to the sun god.

Just sayin...

 

[tyred]

 

[bruce1530]

"Darling, I'd like you to have this bracelet. It belonged to my grandmother."

"Why does it say 'Do Not Resuscitate'..?"

 

[Cavalol]

My wife asked if I was obsessed with Neil Diamond.
"I am" I said.

 

[betty swollocks]

It's a little-known fact that Gene Pitney's coffin was made in only 24 hours, from balsa.

 

[welsh dragon]

I have just seen a sign in Tesco saying Turkey £29.00. That's £300.00 cheaper than Thomas Cook