Any good jokes ... ?

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[betty swollocks]

My wife wasn't well the other day, and the doctor put her on a pasta diet.
It didn't macaroni better.

If she had to go into isolation, she would've been cannelloni I imagine.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

If she had to go into isolation, she would've been cannelloni I imagine.

I'm sure she'll get some comfort if there's anything worth watching on the tagliatelli.

 

[Cavalol]

It's a little known fact that there is a Patron Saint of checking bread rolls before removing them from the oven.

Saint John The Bap Test.

 

[PaulSB]

Enjoy the Ride


View: https://youtu.be/vAGrrtDf8KE

 

[tyred]

 

[betty swollocks]

I was once abducted by aliens.
They made me wipe my face, blow my nose and eat my greens.
I think I was on the mothership.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tribanjules]

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No mention of dogging

 

[Toshiba Boy]

No mention of dogging

Something you want to tell us TJ? .....

 

[Alex321]

No mention of dogging

I think that is covered by "nooky"

 

[tribanjules]

I think that is covered by "nooky"

Ah I defer to your more detailed experience 😀😀😀😀😛🥱

 

[ClichéGuevara]

If someone makes their fortune in ships, we call them a shipping magnate.
If someone makes their fortune in oil, we call them an oil magnate.
It makes me wish I hadn't made my fortune selling fridges. 😞

 

[Tribansman]

If she had to go into isolation, she would've been cannelloni I imagine.

She could seek help from the wel known Latvian befriender Riga Toni

 

[Tenkaykev]

She could seek help from the wellmkkown Latvian befriended Riga Toni

Didn't he have a Swiss cousin who used to be a car salesman?