Any good jokes ... ?

[ClichéGuevara]

Didn't he have a Swiss cousin who used to be a car salesman?

You're mixing them up with the locksmith, Riga Mortise.

 

[Chris S]

How do you make an Australian wine?
Kick him in the nuts.

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

You're mixing them up with the locksmith, Riga Mortise.

Or his cousin, Riga Boots.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

What's an Essex Girls favourite wine?

I wanna go ta Lakeside....


For those further north. ~ Lakeside ~

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Hey, Wayne! Do you think it is?

 

[tyred]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[mistyoptic]

I’m really fed up with the Met Office app on my phone.

The information it gives me changes like the weather 🙄

 

[tyred]

 

[Dirk]

Last night I went to a Faith Healing Group. It was awful.

Even the guy in the wheelchair got up & walked out!

 

[Chris S]