Any good jokes ... ?

[Dayvo]

 

[GetFatty]

 

[GetFatty]

 

[PaulB]

Have you ever got half way through a horse and thought, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was?

 

[guitarpete247]

To make a water bed more comfortable use spring water.

 

[tyred]

 

[guitarpete247]

My mum used to pour Persil on the TV.
But only when the Ariel wasn't working.

 

[roadrash]

 

[Cavalol]

I was interviewing a blonde girl today for a secretarial job, and got round to some questions about personality.
"If you only had one flaw, what would it be?" I asked.
"Easy," she said, "A bungalow.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[PaulB]

I'm not saying them next door are posh but I've just seen them have their evening dinner delivered by a van from Kentucky Fried Pheasant.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I'm not saying them next door are posh but I've just seen them have their evening dinner delivered by a van from Kentucky Fried Pheasant.

I take it they are not French then

I seem to remember some French people (some time ago) saying the pheasants were revolting.

 

[Cavalol]

What do you call a Greek singer who disinfects your household surface whilst wearing a kaftan and singing "Forever, and ever..."?

Domestos Roussos.

 

[Dave7]

What do you call a Greek singer who disinfects your household surface whilst wearing a kaftan and singing "Forever, and ever..."?

Domestos Roussos.

GROOOAAANN