Any good jokes ... ?

[Dayvo]

This is NOT a political leader being drawn on by other future politicians.

It’s called ’humour’’ regardless of ’someone’ interpreting it as ’political’, FFS!

 

[Chris S]

Still can't see it. Says it is probably not shared.

I've found a copy on YouTube now


View: https://youtu.be/4GyKAGAShpc

 

[welsh dragon]

My husband bought a world map. Then gave me a dart and said throw the dart and wherever it lands is where i will take you when the pandemic ends.

Apparently, we are spending 2 weeks behind the fridge

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Cavalol]

My wife wants me to take her to Las Vegas to see The Temptations for Christmas.
Instead, I'm going to Primark to get her four tops.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

I bought my wife a calculator in the shape of a castle. It’s the fort that counts.

 

[Dave7]

Am I being paranoid ?
I signed up for twitter last week and ever since then I think I am being followed.

 

[tyred]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]