Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulB]

Just to inform you, I'd doing a 0.00000025k run tomorrow to raise awareness for laziness.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[PaulB]

Nobody could ever accuse me of being a bully. Well, not if they know what's good for them.

 

[Dayvo]

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That’s the kind of quick comment my Cockney grandmother would often come out with.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[newts]

I'm a bad person, this did make i larf,

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

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If it wasn't for women they would never have put anyone on the moon.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[Tenkaykev]

If it wasn't for women they would never have put anyone on the moon.

Mitochondrial DNA, we are all daughters of Eve. Fathers might be someone random.

 

[Dave7]

I have tinnitus so phoned the 'tinnitus hotline' .......no answer, its still ringing.

 

[Dave7]

I have 2 Dobermans called Timex and Rolex.
They are watchdogs.

 

[Tribansman]

Bet they're strapping young lads

 

[Cavalol]

Astronaut 1: Hi mate, I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no-one can. Here, use cream.

 

[PeteXXX]