Any good jokes ... ?

[Dayvo]

 

[tyred]

 

[Electric_Andy]

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View: https://youtu.be/ASwpnZmUtL4

 

[welsh dragon]

This from Facebook

 

[Cavalol]

I want to hear 99 people sing ‘Africa’ by Toto.
It’s something that a hundred men or more could never do.

 

[Colin Grigson]

 

[MichaelW2]

I want to hear 99 people sing ‘Africa’ by Toto.
It’s something that a hundred men or more could never do.

How far would you walk to hear that?

 

[Colin Grigson]

How far would you walk to hear that?

I would walk 500 miles …

 

[Dave7]

I would walk 500 miles …

But then yiou have to walk back again

 

[roadrash]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[bruce1530]

My grandparents were named Pearl and Dean.

but we just called them Gran and Papa-pa-pa-pa-pa-papa-pa-pa-pa

 

[welsh dragon]

 

[tyred]

 

[grldtnr]

It's an old one, but a goody..
..
What's Brown ,and sounds like a bell..





'Dung!'.....

I'll go and get the shovel....
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