Any good jokes ... ?

[MichaelW2]

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After you have read the second you still have 25% of your original problems. Not so smart eeeh.

 

[welsh dragon]

Bread is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

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Being a pedant, the phrase is one that is often misquoted. It is actually 'The LOVE of money is the root of all evil'... Timothy 6:10

 

[welsh dragon]

I accidentally changed the voice on my sat nav to a male voice. Now it just keeps telling me it's around here somewhere, just keep driving.

 

[MichaelW2]

I accidentally changed the voice on my sat nav to a male voice. Now it just keeps telling me it's around here somewhere, just keep driving.

Mine just tells me "what are you lost or something. You muppet"

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Well if we're talking sat navs.

 

[MichaelW2]

Every fight is a food fight.
If you're a cannibal.

 

[MichaelW2]

If you don't remember their name, take them to Starbucks.

 

[MichaelW2]

Haikus are easy
But they do not make any sense.
Refrigerator

 

[MichaelW2]

I wanted zombies ... this virus sucks.

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Profpointy]

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That reminds me of one of Humph's lines from "clue"

"That went terribly well. Let's have another game.
Oh, I read that wrong. That went terribly. Well let's have another game"

 

[Dayvo]