Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
An interesting (or maybe not) thought!
Any good jokes ... ?
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Tenacious Sloth
Guru
- Location
- Huntingdon, UK
Mine says (in a woman’s voice) things like …
” You should’ve turned right back there.”
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
I dont need satnav ... i usually have nagnav sat in the passenger seat 
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
I dont need satnav ... i usually have nagnav sat in the passenger seat
I have a driving instructor . An instructor who never passed a driving test.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
simon the viking
Guru
and why is it double U shouldnt it be double V
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
It is in the Scandinavian languages.
T4tomo
Legendary Member
My Tom Tom genuinely used to say "Make a U turn, it wont be the first time" and "Take the Motorway, that'll be the big road".
mistyoptic
Vintage
- Location
- A parallel reality
I accidentally swiped my donor card instead of my debit card today.
My shopping cost me an arm and a leg
My shopping cost me an arm and a leg
ebikeerwidnes
Guru
- Location
- Z’ha’dum
My wife often holds the satnav in her lap on long journeys and tells me which way it says to goI dont need satnav ... i usually have nagnav sat in the passenger seat
which would be fine if she didn't have a habit of getting left and right mixed up!
even worse - we once came to a roundabout and I asked which way to go
her reply was "Up"
In a similar situation her sister was once navigating and replied with "Down"
Turns out they meant "up there" and "down there" but
a) missed out the last word
b) were pointing in spite of it being reasonable to assume that I was watching the road and not them - her sister was actually in the back seat and pointing the way!!!
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
My wife often holds the satnav in her lap on long journeys and tells me which way it says to go
which would be fine if she didn't have a habit of getting left and right mixed up!
even worse - we once came to a roundabout and I asked which way to go
her reply was "Up"
In a similar situation her sister was once navigating and replied with "Down"
Turns out they meant "up there" and "down there" but
a) missed out the last word
b) were pointing in spite of it being reasonable to assume that I was watching the road and not them - her sister was actually in the back seat and pointing the way!!!
Sounds like you are also married to my wife
I have a friend who is an assiduous listener and adept at picking up subtle non verbal emotional cues from face and gestures. He is an active listener even whilst driving, which I find terrifying.My wife often holds the satnav in her lap on long journeys and tells me which way it says to go
which would be fine if she didn't have a habit of getting left and right mixed up!
even worse - we once came to a roundabout and I asked which way to go
her reply was "Up"
In a similar situation her sister was once navigating and replied with "Down"
Turns out they meant "up there" and "down there" but
a) missed out the last word
b) were pointing in spite of it being reasonable to assume that I was watching the road and not them - her sister was actually in the back seat and pointing the way!!!
I'm in hospital.
Today was not a good day. I decided to go horse-riding, something which I haven't done in a few years. It turned out to be a big mistake!
I got on the horse and started out slow, but then we went a little faster before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off, but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn't stop.
Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine.
Today was not a good day. I decided to go horse-riding, something which I haven't done in a few years. It turned out to be a big mistake!
I got on the horse and started out slow, but then we went a little faster before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off, but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn't stop.
Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine.
