Any good jokes ... ?

[tribanjules]

Anyone visiting Dudley,pronounced Dud lee.Knows a bison is for washing your hands in.

need to wash your hands in a bison after pulling a dirty whale out the cut

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[kynikos]

Just got back from a friend's funeral - he drowned last week.

I got a lot of abuse from his relatives about my floral tribute in the shape of a life jacket but, as I told everyone, "It's what he would have wanted."

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[bruce1530]

I went into Curry's recently.

"I've got a problem with my laptop. Every time I open it up and plug it in, it immediately overheats".

"Sir, that's not a laptop. That's a George Foreman grill"

 

[betty swollocks]

Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have pessimistic thoughts, I put a pound in.
It’s currently half empty.

 

[tyred]

 

[tyred]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[craigwend]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

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Apparently that was rejected instantly by the publisher.

 

[Dayvo]

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You could say it’s in reverse!

 

[roadrash]