Any good jokes ... ?

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[cisamcgu]

 

[cisamcgu]

 

[cisamcgu]

In a Courtroom, the judge says to a double-murder defendant,
"You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bar steward!"
The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."
The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You rotten bar steward!"
The judge stops and says to the man at the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at these
crimes But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?"
The man stands up and says, "I'm sorry Your Honor, but for 15 years I've lived next door to that guy and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one!"

 

[mistyoptic]

need to wash your hands in a bison after pulling a dirty whale out the cut

But was there a boyk attached to the whale?

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[tyred]

 

[PaulB]

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it was served warm, it would be water.

 

[Dave7]

I used to be a bus driver. I packed it in because people were always talking behind my back.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

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