Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Cavalol]

A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her “Stammerers Action Group”. She had tried every technique in the book
without the slightest success. No-one was improving. Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said "If any of you can tell me the name of the town where you were born, I will have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water.
So, who wants to go first?"
The Englishman piped up.
"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham."
"That's no use, Trevor," said the speech therapist. "Who's next?"
The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley".
“That's no better.
There'll be no sex for you, I'm afraid, Hamish.”
“How about you, Paddy?”
The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out
" London ."
“Brilliant, Paddy!” said the speech therapist and immediately set about living up to her promise.
After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said
"-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry!".

 

[craigwend]

Part #1

Part #2 zoomed out

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

My wife said she had enough of my flamingo impersonation. I finally had to put my foot down.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

 

[Cavalol]

Rumour has it that Heather Mills and Gareth Gates are to release their version of MC Hammer’s famous hit single.

Hop, stammer time.

 

[Buck]

My lesbian neighbours asked me what I’d like for my birthday.

They ended up getting me a Rolex.

I think they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Times were hard, after the split with Dangermouse!

Spoofed this morning on;
New Market
Morpeth
Northumberland

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]