Any good jokes ... ?
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Dag Hammar
Senior Member
- Location
- Essex
I woke up in the middle of the night and when I looked down to the foot of the bed, there stood the ghost of Gloria Gaynor.
At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.
At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.
PaulSB
Squire
- Location
- Chorley, Lancashire
When lockdown really begins to bite......
I hate to say 'don't get it' but...?
All I see is an unfeasibly neat and tidy bookcase with a three piece jigsaw puzzle on the bottom shelf.
Is it sorted according to dominant wavelength of book cover?
PapaZita
Guru
- Location
- St. Albans
To express support for the NHS, obviously.
Bazzer
Setting the controls for the heart of the sun.
- Location
- On the edge of reality
I have an daughter whose OCD requires the DVDs to be by reference to the spine cover colour.
It's a PITA, when my own prefers them them to be alphabetical by film title. Just waiting for the day she leaves home permanently........
PaulSB
Squire
- Location
- Chorley, Lancashire
This is a genuine photo from a friend of mine who having nothing better to do decided to arrange her books by grade of colour.
That photo needs checking by a tetrachromat with ocd 😁
Nibor
Bewildered
- Location
- Accrington
I don't know what you mean?Please, please; where's the full stop?
Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
Just had the worst experience at the Sainsbury's. Cashier was borderline abusive, took forever, and clearly had no idea what they were doing.
I'm never using the self-checkout again...
I'm never using the self-checkout again...
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Walkers have announced their new "Murray Flavour Crisps".
They're made from common taters.
They're made from common taters.
