Any good jokes ... ?

[guitarpete247]

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Planning my holidays was great fun in 2020.

Hope they do updates for 2021.

 

[betty swollocks]

To get the jabs rolled out more quickly, Boris has enlisted the help of all retired doctors.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[morrisman]

I was assigned male at birth, I identify as a male, and I use he/him/his pronouns
Yet according to all supermarket 'recommended portions', I identify as a family of four

 

[Chris S]

I was assigned male at birth, I identify as a male, and I use he/him/his pronouns
Yet according to all supermarket 'recommended portions', I identify as a family of four

"Feeds four - four white mice", as Rab C. Nesbitt said.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

"Feeds four - four white mice", as Rab C. Nesbitt said.

Or as my Dad says, one of them is dead and two aren't hungry...

 

[Cavalol]

 

[cyberknight]

Your off work for over a week for x mas , you will have loads of chances to ride your bike ................

 

[PaulB]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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Probably drunk - out partying until 2 a.m. and drove home
lock 'em up I say!!!!

 

[Cavalol]

I am very proud. I have converted my diesel car to electric to become more environmentally friendly.
It wasn't as hard as I thought. I used an old tumble drier motor.
I did struggle to get it to start at first, until I realised I hadn't closed the door properly.

 

[Smokin Joe]

I asked the butcher how long a chicken would last in the freezer and he told me at least a year or more.

He was wrong, it was dead next morning.

 

[tyred]