Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulB]

Got a new job in a factory making chess pieces. I'm on knights all week.

 

[Cavalol]

I used to be indecisive about chicken casserole, now I'm not chasseur

 

[PaulB]

I've just come back from the national housebuilding championships..
I made it through to the semis.

 

[monkers]

I've just come back from the national housebuilding championships..
I made it through to the semis.

I was on the judging panel. You failed when you made them semi-attached instead of semi-detached. You must have failed to study the drawings properly. You brought this upon yourself.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Dayvo]

Got a new job in a factory making chess pieces. I'm on knights all week.

You’d get board of bashing out the bishop all the time.

 

[Andy_R]

That's all the decorations down, and the Christmas tree is pleased. In fact, it's de-lighted...

 

[srj10]

If anyone wants a copy of "osteopath weekly", I have some back issues.

 

[PaulB]

You’d get board of bashing out the bishop all the time.

I'm just working for the cheque, mate.

 

[Dayvo]

I'm just working for the cheque, mate.

A queen in the pawn industry? 😲

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

View: https://twitter.com/CrazyFunnyVidzz/status/1345469969904099333

 

[tyred]

 

[Dayvo]