Any good jokes ... ?

[Seevio]

Me: I'm sort of a chicken magnet.
Friend: Don't you mean chick mag....
*sounds of distant clucking*
Me: We have to go, NOW!

 

[PaulB]

Does anyone know where I can buy a hatchet? Axing for a friend.

 

[Nibor]

A friend of mine writes songs about sewing machines.

He is a Singer songwriter.

Or sew it seams.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Archie_tect]

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Handlebars $1.37

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Handlebars $1.37

Spokes £42.99 each

 

[Archie_tect]

Brakes: optional.

 

[srj10]

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A Tyre

 

[srj10]

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

 

[Dayvo]

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And a couple of monarchs copulating.....! 😉

 

[Dayvo]

 

[tyred]

 

[morrisman]

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And don't forget the older quaint-tents

 

[Dayvo]

And don't forget the older quaint-tents

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Or not knowing if you’re a wigwam or a tepee, or maybe you’re just too tense!