Any good jokes ... ?

[Archie_tect]

I knew my wife was a keeper as soon as I saw her.

She was wearing massive gloves.

[thanks to Richard Osman...]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I found this beautiful Scottish poem from the Middle Ages on the subject of winter and I thought it might be a comfort to CC'ers as it was to me. Enjoy.

'Winter' by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre




"fark me!
'tis cauld"

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Salty seadog]

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A little help please. I get the reference but not the joke.

 

[Electric_Andy]

A little help please. I get the reference but not the joke.

Oh Danny boy, the pipes the pipes are calling.

 

[iandg]

Jesus and his disciples walk into a bar. Jesus orders 13 glasses of water, turns his head and winks at the disciples.

 

[Oldhippy]

That made me spill my coffee. Very funny!

 

[Chris S]

 

[Profpointy]

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Oh Danny boy, the pipes the pipes are calling.

I was on the wrong track entirely "Broadsword
calling Danny Boy"

 

[Salty seadog]

Oh Danny boy, the pipes the pipes are calling.

Ahhh, I got the wrong reference......this was mine.


View: https://youtu.be/zlaoJLNKy5M

 

[MichaelW2]

Ahhh, I got the wrong reference......this was mine.


View: https://youtu.be/zlaoJLNKy5M

Broadsword this is Variable. Get off my frequency.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Salty seadog]

It's true you know.....

 

[DRM]

Not a joke as such, but I hope it'll induce a few sniggers. This is a pic I took yesterday of a local starling murmuration. I haven't adulterated it in any way apart from increasing the contrast....
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Are they trying to tell you something

 

[PeteXXX]

Spoiler: NSFW