Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

 

[Arjimlad]

 

[Domus]

Called in at the motorway services, went in the shop and picked up a bottle of water, a chocolate bar and a bag of crisps. I said to the cashier "I'm sorry I only have a £50.00 note"

She replied, "You better put the crisps back then"

 

[bagpuss]

Man walks into a bar......lucky barsteward

 

[Seevio]

Every time I pass my local leisure centre I am always amazed by how happy this child is considering they lost both hands...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I've been off work so long now I'm developing a Scouse accent.

 

[tyred]

A post a friend put up on Facebook this morning which made me laugh.

" Merry Christmas to everyone expect Mariah Carey, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, and people who don’t like dogs "

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

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Is the same man still hanging, but in a green sweater, & the girl in a blue one

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Is the same man still hanging, but in a green sweater, & the girl in a blue one

I think you're correct, and I assume her jilted husband did leave her as I can't see him in the 2nd pic

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Rezillo]

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Brilliant. Just spot on for the day.

 

[Andy_R]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

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