Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Any good jokes ... ?
- Thread starter cisamcgu
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Domus
Guru
- Location
- Sunny Radcliffe
True story. My cousin has two sons, one very academic the other couldn't wait to leave school and start work. Went to work in a hotel as a barman/waiter, worked his way up and after several years was manager of a decent town centre hotel. When his brother graduated from uni and was struggling to get a job his brother gave him bar work. Higher education is not for everyone.
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Logic tells me that there is a more likely scenario. While Adam racked up a debt of 100K, Chris earned a total of 80K. Not 20K a year, but an average of 20K a year.
Now fully qualified and experienced, Adam does all the overtime that he can, and exceeds Working Time Regulations. He is young, single and fit, and he could possibly earn 80K a year. He is, however, surprised that his friend Wayne can earn 80K a week as a Footballer.
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
betty swollocks
large member
Not a joke as such, but I hope it'll induce a few sniggers. This is a pic I took yesterday of a local starling murmuration. I haven't adulterated it in any way apart from increasing the contrast....
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No hens in that murmuration.
I got expelled at 15 and have employed many degree holders in my businesses since, I still wish I had tried harder at school and achieved a better education.
I would not play change it if I was you, might end a right cock up.
swee'pea99
Legendary Member
Put the other crackers back in the box and leave them alone till Friday.
Good joke, but when I first heard it, it was..
Why do the elves have big ears.
Talking of elephants, why do elephants have wrinkles on the soles of their feet?
