Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

Years ago I invented beach footwear for one legged people.
It was a flop.

 

[Chris S]

(pinched from another thread)

 

[Dayvo]

Years ago I invented beach footwear for one legged people.
It was a flop.

Flip, that’s where you’re going wrong.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[PaulB]

Here's one that'll come in handy in a couple of weeks' time.



My wife caused an international disaster when she dropped the Xmas dinner...the downfall of Turkey and Greece and the breaking up of China.

 

[Dayvo]

Here's one that'll come in handy in a couple of weeks' time.



My wife caused an international disaster when she dropped the Xmas dinner...the downfall of Turkey and Greece and the breaking up of China.

Then everyone went Hungary!

 

[Speicher]

Then everyone went Hungary!

And a Chile atmosphere.

 

[Speicher]

Here's one that'll come in handy in a couple of weeks' time.



My wife caused an international disaster when she dropped the Xmas dinner...the downfall of Turkey and Greece and the breaking up of China.

It drove Brazil nuts.

 

[wheresthetorch]

It drove Brazil nuts.

Left Brussels in a terrible state.

 

[Archie_tect]

Here's one that'll come in handy in a couple of weeks' time.



My wife caused an international disaster when she dropped the Xmas dinner...the downfall of Turkey

To be fair though, they were always going to be stuffed.

 

[Dayvo]

Left Brussels in a terrible state.

But the Wales were saved by a Swede.

 

[Andy_R]

 

[postman]

According to my chocolate advent calender, there are only three days till Christmas.

My family got me one this year.Lindt it's crap.Smallest chocs I have ever seen.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[DRM]

I went to the zoo and was amazed to see a loaf inside a cage, so I read the info panel, all it said was bread in captivity