Answer a question with a question.

[Leedsbusdriver]

Could it pull a greased stick out of a pigs ar$e?

 

[Archie_tect]

What made you think of that?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

How many drops in a pint of beer?

 

[col]

Depends, how many drips make a drop?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

How many dibs make a dab?

 

[col]

How many grains of sherbert in a sherbert dip, those ones with a stick of liquerice?

 

[Steve H]

Does liquerice stick?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Is it actually possible for anyone over the age of 10 to eat a Wham bar in one go?

 

[col]

Does it stick to the sherbert, or the sherbert stick to the liquerice?

 

[Archie_tect]

Is it actually possible for anyone over the age of 10 to eat a Wham bar in one go?

Ar-ard-arf-arrgh-nggg-wowwoghud?

 

[perplexed]

Are you chewing on something you shouldn't?

 

[tyred]

How much do penny sweets cost nowadays?

 

[Archie_tect]

How much money have you got?

 

[Archie_tect]

You'll want some change for that,,, a groat and three pfennigs do you?

 

[tyred]

How many Florins for a goat?