Answer a question with a question.

[Paulus]

How do you know what I think?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

 

[tyred]

Does Peter smoke a pipe?

 

[Silver Fox]

Is Ken Dodds dads dog dead ?

 

[tyred]

Do you know what an apostrophe is?

 

[Steve H]

Is it similar to an apostle?

 

[Archie_tect]

Anna who?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

What is Anna an anagram of?

 

[perplexed]

Do the post office still do Annagrams?

 

[Archie_tect]

Are you getting confused with their TV weighing service?

 

[perplexed]

Why would the post office want to weight transvestites?

 

[tyred]

Can I have a lightweight carbon television?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Were you truly wafted here from paradise Luton Airport?

 

[tyred]

Who farted?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Can i open a window?