Answer a question with a question.

[Leedsbusdriver]

Do goats have nannies to look after the kids when they go to work?

 

[Archie_tect]

Is he one of the Horsforth Ramsbottoms?

 

[col]

what makes you think that?

 

[xxmimixx]

are you talking to me?

 

[colly]

Ohh, do you know the Cunninghams ?



Said to a friend of mine in the Bingley Arms, by a 'posh' lady of a certain age who had one G&T too many after she had over heard part of his conversation about a certain oral sex act.

 

[Steve H]

Are they a family of sly pigs?

 

[asterix]

Or of cunning linguists?

 

[Silver Fox]

But is a slip of the tongue a good thing ?

 

[Archie_tect]

Does one swallow make a summer?

 

[colly]

Should one cast a clout while May is out ?

 

[Archie_tect]

Is violence ever justified?

 

[Silver Fox]

Was Godfather 2 better than the original ?

 

[Oxo]

Isn't 2 always better than 1?

 

[perplexed]

Doesn't it depend if the wife finds out?

 

[Gooner Mad Dog]

Well!!!! What do you think?