Answer a question with a question.

[perplexed]

How do you know its a frog and not a toad?

 

[tyred]

Who put the frog in my glass of milk?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

When does a tadpole become a frog?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

If a frog gets legless how does it get home from the pub?

 

[Oxo]

Have you ever seen a tad pole dance?

 

[colly]

Are you a spawney get ??

 

[TVC]

Are these your slingbacks?

 

[guitarpete247]

Can we mention a toads tool or frogs porn?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

I can't remember.A ditch maybe?

 

[Oxo]

Why did the frog hop across the road?

 

[tyred]

Do frogs follow the green cross code?

 

[perplexed]

Is that similar to the Jedi code?

 

[Steve H]

Is the force strong in you?

 

[perplexed]

Do you mean post-consumption of brussel sprouts?

 

[Paulus]

Is that with extra parsnips?