Aliens or the Chinese

[a.twiddler]

According to Radio 4 this morning they've just reprogrammed the radar in the wake of the Chinese balloon, they were previously set to ignore slow moving objects, so there may have been loads of these going unnoticed for years. Which may be the reason they're slow moving craft in the first place.

All this technology and yet...The wrong kind of objects? Or the wrong kind of radar? They'll be blaming the wrong kind of leaves on the points at Didcot next.

 

[captain nemo1701]

Kneel before me, for I am the almighty Ming the Merciless! Bow down in awe and respect to the Hypno Toad—for it is a symbol of my unstoppable power!

Unstoppable power.....its a miracle:

 

[captain nemo1701]

Stand by for further endless reports of Chinese/alien balloons, abductions, rectal probes and more from all across the USA.

Why do advanced aliens always kidnap American country folk living in the back & beyond of nowhere then use a rectal probe?.
I mean, Dr McCoy in Star Trek never shoves anything up anyone's rear

 

[FishFright]

Why do advanced aliens always kidnap American country folk living in the back & beyond of nowhere then use a rectal probe?.
I mean, Dr McCoy in Star Trek never shoves anything up anyone's rear

Because it's funny , probably.

 

[Tenkaykev]

Unstoppable power.....its a miracle:

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🎶 I believe in miracles,
Where you from?
You sexy Ming 🎶

 

[postman]

Take me to your leader.Joe Biden room 107 first floor Bide a Wee Nursing Home for the infirm.

 

[fossyant]

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

🎶 I believe in aliens,
Where you from?
You sexy Ming 🎶

FTFY

 

[a.twiddler]

one of the short comings of the modern jet fighter is they no longer have a pilot operated machine gun in front of the open cockpit. Hi tech missiles have their downsides, like blowing he object to smitherines so its very hard to tell what it was in the first place..

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What ho chaps! This intrepid fellow is just what's needed in this sort of sticky situation. In his trusty Bristol monoplane he might take a while to get up to 60,000 feet, if ever. Note what appears to be a bullet deflector on his propeller. No poncey propeller synchroniztion with the machine gun for him. He'll take his chances with the ricochets, or the risk of shooting his propellor off. With his Woodbine manfully glued to his lip, revelling in the fumes of high octane petrol and being plastered with castor oil he is made of the Right Stuff. No parachute or radio
for him, the men of the RFC are fearless. When he reaches the balloon, he will make enough holes in it to bring it down slowly. This will allow the Boffins to inspect it properly. He can be counted on to do a Proper Job. If his machine gun jams, he will nonchalantly finish the blighter off with his Webley mark Six. Ho yes, he is the man for the job.

 

[fossyant]

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

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Beware the supersonic Goose

 

[Jameshow]

Why do advanced aliens always kidnap American country folk living in the back & beyond of nowhere then use a rectal probe?.
I mean, Dr McCoy in Star Trek never shoves anything up anyone's rear

Because rednecks are the only ones to believe it?!!

 

[MichaelW2]

I commend your low flying skills.

 

[a.twiddler]

Why do advanced aliens always kidnap American country folk living in the back & beyond of nowhere then use a rectal probe?.
I mean, Dr McCoy in Star Trek never shoves anything up anyone's rear

If they were after information, they're looking in the wrong place!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Unstoppable power.....its a miracle:

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Bow down before me, Flash Gordon! You may have your intergalactic adventures and brave missions, but your puny human strength means nothing compared to the might of Ming the Merciless!