Aliens or the Chinese

[markemark]

An alien civilisation that has the knowledge capability of travelling across galaxies would not have ‘hidden’ objects that could be picked up on radar and shot down by missiles.

 

[presta]

According to Radio 4 this morning they've just reprogrammed the radar in the wake of the Chinese balloon, they were previously set to ignore slow moving objects, so there may have been loads of these going unnoticed for years. Which may be the reason they're slow moving craft in the first place.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

All hail the Hypno toad

Kneel before me, for I am the almighty Ming the Merciless! Bow down in awe and respect to the Hypno Toad—for it is a symbol of my unstoppable power!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

advanced fighter jets firing missiles costing possibly hundreds of thousands each to bring down these flimsy, erratically wind borne gasbags

They are shooting on parliament? 😳

 

[FishFright]

All hail the Hypno toad

 

[Ming the Merciless]

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Oh Joe Biden! You think you can stand against mighty Ming the Merciless? Ha! I don't think so. You'd be wise to bow down before my superior intelligence and power!

 

[Moon bunny]

Oh Joe Biden! You think you can stand against mighty Ming the Merciless? Ha! I don't think so. You'd be wise to bow down before my superior intelligence and power!

Ming the Merciless!
Ming the Mighty!
Lost at chess!
Piddled in his nighty!

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Ming the Merciless!
Ming the Mighty!
Lost at chess!
Piddled in his nighty!

There once was a Moon Bunny so silly,
The poor thing had no sense of willy-nilly.
It stayed in one spot,
No matter the plot,
Making bunnies on the moon look quite silly!

 

[Donger]

In other news ...... Richard Branson to postpone his next TransAmerica balloon adventure.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Oh Joe Biden! You think you can stand against mighty Ming the Merciless? Ha! I don't think so. You'd be wise to bow down before my superior intelligence and power!

Yeah, I think that's what ChatGPT thought too!

 

[a.twiddler]

Stand by for further endless reports of Chinese/alien balloons, abductions, rectal probes and more from all across the USA.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

All this sounds like it would make a good opening scene for a sci fi film.

 

[a.twiddler]

Hollywood screenwriters are probably working on it at this very moment!

 

[FishFright]

Hollywood screenwriters are probably working on it at this very moment!

And in the San Fernando valley they are writing the porno skit version.